What the???

So now they are calling the celeb's babe "Tomkitten". There's originality for you. But even better - a bronze cast of the babe's first solid "poo".

Yep, that's right. According to something I read today, a bronze cast has been made of the baby's first solid stool. Now there is a collector's item alright. And, apparently, it is even for sale on ebay. Man, has ebay got a lot to answer for.

And now for something completely different....

Windorah, Queensland, has hosted their International Yabby races recently. Can only imagine what that entails. I've seen mud crab racing so maybe it's the same thing? Actually, if it is anything like the mud crab racing, the contestants all get sold and eaten. Perhaps the only real winners on the day is the bloke who owns the pub?

Where do they find these stories???