Yep, pearls of wisdom from the Teen.....
"You know," she sighed "life was much easier when we were young and boys had germs."
Raised eyebrow from Mother. "Hmmm you still have to be careful, boys still give you germs. It's called pregnancy."
"Hey, are you saying I'm a germ?"
"You? Nope, you're just a parasite. Parasites live off you for the rest of your life."
Gasp!
"No, they don't! They only live off you till you die........."
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